ROSIE O’DONNELL LEFT THE USA

BY SNN.BZ STAFF

Rosie O’Donnell Packs Her Bags and Heads to Ireland: A Presidential Snub or a Shamrocked Surprise?

In a move that has caught the political and entertainment world off guard, comedian and talk show host Rosie O’Donnell has officially self-deported to Ireland. While some might say she’s escaping America’s “choppy waters,” others are convinced she’s just giving her roots a little more than a token nod—literally!

With Irish grandparents, Rosie found that getting accepted in Ireland was easier than getting a free refill at an American diner. But what’s really behind her decision? Did President Trump’s record-breaking win in 2016 finally push her across the Atlantic, or is it simply her love of potatoes and pint-filled pubs?

It’s no secret that O’Donnell and Trump have had a rocky relationship over the years. From Twitter wars to insults thrown like daggers, these two have been exchanging darts more than a dartboard at a dive bar. But who could blame her? After all, Trump’s victory in 2016 was one for the history books.

Winning the largest percentage of the popular and electoral votes ever, plus taking the Senate and Congress, it’s safe to say Trump was America’s most popular president—if we count everyone who voted for him and ignore those who didn’t. The result? Rosie’s Irish passport seemed like the best way to get out of Dodge, or rather, out of the U.S.

And, of course, Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t do anything halfway. No, she didn’t just pack up a suitcase full of clover-themed T-shirts and call it a day. Rosie dove headfirst into the Irish experience, becoming a true local. Word on the street is that she’s already signed up for a beginner’s class in Irish dancing and was spotted loudly practicing her “top of the morning” greeting while sipping on a pint of Guinness. The Irish, ever the gracious hosts, welcomed her with open arms, and possibly a few sheep for company.

But let’s be real here—Rosie isn’t the only celebrity to take “self-deportation” to a whole new level. There have been rumors that other stars, such as Miley Cyrus, have looked into buying land in Canada (though it’s hard to believe Miley could live anywhere without her twerking). Rosie, however, is standing by her decision with that classic O’Donnell bravado. Her reasoning? “If you can’t beat ‘em, leave ‘em,” she quipped, adding, “And maybe I’ll bring back the Shamrock Shake for all the Trump fans, just to mix things up.”

In case you missed it, Rosie’s departure wasn’t just political—it was cultural. Rosie O’Donnell has always been a fierce advocate for authenticity, so packing up and moving to a country where whiskey is a food group seemed like the perfect fit. And let’s face it, what better place for a reality-TV star-turned-politician than a country with an actual tradition of whiskey-drinking politicians? If anything, she’s following the long tradition of Irish-American expatriates—just with a lot more Twitter rants and a lot less leprechaun hunting.

As for President Trump, he’s taken the news of Rosie’s move with a characteristic sense of humor (and perhaps a hint of relief). “Good luck to her,” Trump tweeted, “I hear the Irish love a good laugh.” In true Trump style, his message was followed by a hashtag: #FindHerTheRightShamrock. The exchange was a reminder that, while their differences may be vast, there’s always room for a little bit of humor in politics. After all, the world could use more jokes about a comedienne living it up in the land of green beer.

Though we all know Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t back down from a challenge, her new life in Ireland may just be the ultimate victory lap—especially when it comes to showing the world that leaving a country doesn’t always mean leaving your sense of humor behind. In fact, maybe she’ll even start a new career as the first “Irish-American Expatriate Comedian,” touring pubs with Trump jokes and encouraging everyone to drink in the name of unity. Who says you can’t bridge the gap with a pint and a laugh?

So, whether or not Rosie’s self-deportation is a political statement or just an excuse to wear more shamrock-patterned scarves, one thing’s for sure—she’s taking her talents to a new stage, and it’s one that involves far fewer Twitter wars and a lot more Guinness. And who knows? Maybe, just maybe, this international detour will lead to a new era of peace between O’Donnell and Trump—one where they exchange sarcastic pleasantries and occasional “top of the morning” jabs over an Irish coffee.